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1  General Category / Humour!!! / Re: And that's how the fight started..... on: September 21, 2009, 06:23:51 am
Too Funny Nomad .
Heres one I got  sent last week .
I think its funny anyway. Grin



A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She found the most perfect shoes in the first shop, and a beautiful dress in the second.  In the third everything had just been reduced 50 percent. Then her mobile phone rang.
 
It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in a critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to tell her husband that she'd be there as soon as possible.
 
When she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever shopping in these boutiques, so she decided just to look in two or three more before heading to the hospital.
 
Anyhow she ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband.
 
Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition.  The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself shopping, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it's likely be the last shopping trip you will ever make! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And he will now be your responsibility!'
 
The woman felt so guilty she broke down and sobbed.
 
The lady doctor then laughed and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought!'
 

 
2  General Category / General / Re: Morgellons Disease And Chemtrails on: September 06, 2009, 05:27:39 am
Am I being paranoid Whiterose? Since I started telling everyone on the Morgellons Forum I was healing by avoiding processed foods completely,all these new members appear and start trashing me to death.
I watched one of them go straight to that thread ,post something insulting about me and leave.LOL
Tell me I'm just paranoid?
3  General Category / General / Re: Morgellons Disease And Chemtrails on: September 04, 2009, 03:45:11 am
Avoiding Processed Foods like my life depended on it Whiterose.
Eating most  Veggies raw ,drinking Green Tea instead of coffee and meditating a bit .

I 've found the so-called healthy foods are the worst.
If something is wrapped in plastic or in a box I won't eat it.
4  General Category / Negative Foods and Ingredients/additives / Supermarkets In Secret Talks To Introduce GM Foods on: September 01, 2009, 10:02:40 am
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The big supermarkets have held secret talks to pave the way for the introduction of controversial GM crops on to their shelves, industry sources said last night.

The stores banned GM ingredients more than ten years ago in response to public anxiety about their impact on human health and the environment.

But a source indicated that all the major supermarkets were involved in the discussions except Waitrose.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1210369/Supermarkets-secret-talks-introduce-GM-foods-shelves.html#ixzz0PrqEEEVG
5  General Category / Negative Foods and Ingredients/additives / Re: ASPARTAME!!! on: August 27, 2009, 04:31:42 pm
Rumsfield Disease .

I've just told my sister the story about it being on the list of Biological weapons untilthey realised it was so sweet .
She was using sugar called Half Spoon. I looked at the packet and it was 50% Aspartame .
I think she got the message it was evil crap cause she binned it and  I heard her repeating what I said to someone on the phone.

When the then head of the FDA refused to okay its use for consumption Rumsfield called him at 2am to fire him.
The man they put in okayed it immediately.
You have to laugh really . Grin
 
6  Chemtrails / Your Photographs / Re: Subliminal Chemtrail Programming on: August 27, 2009, 02:26:54 pm
The Windows wallpaper pic of Stonehenge.

7  Chemtrails / Chemtrail Documentaries / Re: How To Fight Back Against Chemtrails (Something In Here For Everyone) on: August 22, 2009, 03:53:35 pm
In Liverpool we get nicked for drawing on a pavement with chalk now so I'd have to be careful.

But WOW I have just seen your profile picture. Is that for real ?
I thought a carrot I brought last week resembled something!! Grin
8  General Category / Humour!!! / Re: Toys For Truthers on: August 22, 2009, 03:39:32 pm
Too Funny Nomad .I really want an Alex Jones Bobble head for Christmas.
9  General Category / General / More Dead Scientists on: August 20, 2009, 10:36:03 am
Over 100  scientist die in strange ways in ten years.
One was in Liverpool .His car overturned,landed in a puddle  and he drowned. Roll Eyes

http://www.stevequayle.com/dead_scientists/UpdatedDeadScientists.html
10  General Category / General / Re: National Memorial and Arboretum, U.K. on: August 20, 2009, 10:15:15 am
What a vile place.I see the symbolism everywhere now.
11  General Category / General / Mass Graves Being Dug! on: August 20, 2009, 10:12:22 am
This will just be scare mongering won't it ???Nothing gets leaked to the press unless they want to to.

I loved the comments at the bottom of the article.Maybe people really are waking up.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1207592/Mass-graves-used-autumn-bout-swine-flu.html
12  Alternative Medicine / Herbal Remedies / Re: Garlic, Humanankinds Panacea. on: August 18, 2009, 05:45:48 pm
Thanks White Rose.I think a garlic bath is called for .Maybe it will help ward off Government Goons too.
I just had a run-in with a 'Traffic Warden.' Angry
13  General Category / General / Re: Any Suggestions???!!! - keep 'em clean!!! on: August 18, 2009, 05:40:39 pm
 Grin I forgot now .It s my morgs Grin
14  General Category / General / Re: Any Suggestions???!!! - keep 'em clean!!! on: August 13, 2009, 09:43:11 am
How about a Food board Rev?
Whats in it and how to get around it.
I'm no expert but I know plenty of good links
15  Alternative Medicine / Herbal Remedies / Re: Garlic, Humanankinds Panacea. on: August 13, 2009, 09:37:15 am
My Son had a fungal nail infection and the stuff the Doctor wanted to give him for treatment had various side effects including death.   REALLY,I'm not joking!
White Rose recommended he soaked them in water with a Garlic Clove each night .
After two weeks his nails have gone white again.
Amazingly the Medication would have taken 3 months to work.
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